Ass Sniffing Farting Shitting

I commenced to shove hoping that would make me shit. I sat there patiently waiting for the shit to come. Out of nowhere came this huge fart and with it came this huge log of shit. I could hear him struggling under me. I guess it came out a little too quick. Haha thats alright he will learn. Keep eating toilet, I think youre going to get a big tasty dinner tonight.