Chocolate Stuffed Asshole Gone Wrong

I was tasked to stick as many peanut MMs up my butt and hold them in as long as I could and then expel a majestic chocolate turd. Well, come to find out, chocolate acts as an instant laxative when going in the opposite way and I could slightly hold it in for 10 minutes let alone the hour that I was challenged to hold it for. It came flying out of me in a liquid, chocolaty fountain followed by and explosive poo pile. How embarrassing. I do not eat any of it after it has been in my butt. My cute little turd turned into a nightmare shit from but you probably like that dont you?