I Can’t Hold Shit Anymore

I Can’t Hold Shit Anymore
I need to use the restroom, but Ive come to find out that the doors are locked! Why are the doors always locked?! It seems the lock is jammed in the door! I begin doing my desperation dance in hopes that maybe someone will come along and unlock the front door. No one comes along and I cant hold it any longer! I squat down and piss in the jeans and poo right in the public corridor.