Mistress Mystique Haven’t Shitted In Two Days

I have an excellent diet but, for some reason I have not had a bowel movement in two days. Then this morning My toilet got clogged, Murphys law being what it is, I instantly had to kaviar. I attempted throwing some clothes on to run out of the house to find a bathroom but, I couldnt. I probably would have shitted on Myself. Watch as I have to shit on a towel on the floor!