Its one of those days. Hard to wake up and even stiffer to get up. So Im throwing and turning, attempting to get my lazy booty out of the make it to the edge of the bed, but I just cant do it. its a fight today. I lay back down but then eventually my bladder gets the best of me. Its screaming at me to get up and go to the toilet but I decide its just not worth it, so I throw back the covers and spread my legs and just let that wonderful hot wetness flow. Once my ass is floating in pee I get some more relief and push out one huge, wet, nasty fart. Oh my, now that Ive gotten that out of the roll over and go back to sleep!
