Shitting In My Shoes

These boots of mine have walked all over the world! And now theyre super worn and stinky from my travels Ill make you sniff them, mmm. Then I give my stinky boots a decent send off but shitting all over themmuch better than just donating or throwing them away, dont you agree? Mmm, my shit stinks so good, now my shoes are even stinkier!! Youll never know the kind of fun youll have unless youve tasted a shit from my shoes!