Hungry Slaves Eat My Shit

I have two thirsty slaves, and they tend to be lazy if they are not getting enough food. Well food I have to serve them, but it is already digested by me off course. So I take place on a chair, and feed them one by one. When I am sure it is all eaten, I think they deserve something to drink, so I serve them my precious champagne to get those last chunks down their mouth.