Getting Ready Standing Toilet Poop

I have the urge to shit, but very first I take a shower, then I permit you to join and see while I comb my hair, smell my dirty undies, rub oil on my feet and put my boots on. I am getting ready for two couples to come over so I can get pleasured, but of course they dont like anything dirty.so I have you follow me to the bathroom to worship my sexy ass as it pleases me. I stand on the toilet, wishing I was standing over top of you, and drop my poop into the bowl causing a big splash. I reached my hand into the toilet bowl to get my poop, but it was gone! You were a really good toilet eating my poop so quickly!