Peeing Outdoors Desperate To Pee Going Down The Stairs

Its early in the morning and I cant hold it anymore. I was sleeping in a cabin located in the forest of Canada and the toilet is in another building. There is no way I will be able to get there before wetting my pants. I have to urinate right here, next to the car down the But before I get there I have to go down the Its so close but yet so far away when you have to go so bad! I ultimately reach the desired spot, liquidate my I can feel piss drips as I am still removing my I position myself and finally I can empty my The pee stream is so strong that it splashes everywhere, even in my camera lens!