Tasting My Big Poop Log

I am so horny from holding back for several days, and now I am desperate to feces. I liquidate my pink cotton undies and lay them down under my ass. I put my hands and knees and push out a poop log on my bathroom floor. I cant believe how big my poop is! I pick up my log and begin tasting my poop. I suck on my big thick poop log. Yummy! Dont you wish you could be smelling and sucking on my poop log right now right now?